“you were the only one who took your shoes off when you walked in”
“i was?” (x)
i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen
This happened when I worked at Barnes and Nobel. Ppl would come in like “this isn’t borders????” One woman came in with a 10 year old borders coupon and got angry when I couldn’t use it. It said “expired January 2002”
Will and Kate are honestly the cutest
Who run the world? Prince Wu!
"you can listen to your music while you work"
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
Bag of Chips = 100% Air.
if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them
drinking underage like